Near-Earth Object

This should give you an idea about where my brain is at any given time.

In today’s New York Times, a pieceabout Mitt Romney and his faith is accompanied by this image:

Which is, of course, in reference to the word Mormon, which is, of course, Mitt Romney’s religion.

But I immediately thought it was a reference to Merman, the aquatic evildoer and ally of Skeletor from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

Seriously, it’s like I’m perpetually eight years old.