Near-Earth Object

If any single speaker at the Democratic National Convention decides to, even slightly, make fun of Clint Eastwood.

The media and faux-outrage machine would collapse on the Time Warner Cable Arena like a ton of bricks, each of which would then be thrown through every Democratic office-holder’s window with threatening notes attached.

And I fully expect this to happen. Leave it to the Democrats to find the one rake laying in a huge open field and step directly on it.