Dave Pell, the day the original iPad was released in 2010:
I looked over at my wife as she downloaded another fifty bucks worth of apps, her face aglow in the iPad.
“Are you crying?” I asked.
“No,” she answered. “I just haven’t blinked since we opened the box.” Then she sighed. “I hate to say it, but I wish they came out with this before we had kids.”
God, I know.
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