Waterfowl, Nazis, and Birth Certificates

For your reading pleasure, I present the first comment posted on a short and fairly banal Politico blog post about Charlie Crist and the Florida U.S. Senate race, written by “Eileen for Freedom/Liberty”:

LEAVE NO DEMOCRATZI ‘LOON’ STANDING IN NOVEMBER’! America…I believe there are more old time Democrats…like my parents and grandparents…then there are Democratzi ‘loons’! Those patriots will NOT vote for this fraud and the continued agenda of the Democratzi ‘loons’ who are seeking to destroy America from within one big spending bill at a time! They love their country more than party…and will vote for America by saying yes to cleaning house on all the Democratzi ‘loons’ who have put all of America’s children into debt to a COMMUNIST country! Despicable politicians who need to go…and they will! Congratulations Senator Rubio! IMPEACHMENT OR THE ‘ORIGINAL’ RECORDS OF BIRTH…IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME…AND 2010 WILL BE THE TIME…GUARANTEED!

I learned so much from this comment.

First, I was introduced to the pejorative “Democratzi” term, which I presume equates liberals with Nazis, which makes perfect sense of course.

Second, I am curious as to who the “old time Democrats” are/were, but I presume they may have often been idenitifed with the “Dixie” prefix, but that’s just a guess. I mean, I’m assuming Eileen is not referring to, say, Hubert Humphrey.

Third, the consistent use of single-apostrophe quotation marks for “loons” I find confusing, because later in the comment she uses the same quote marks for “original” when referring to Obama’s obviously-forged-by-Muslim-communists birth certificate. Does that mean that she doesn’t mean the “loons” part, that she’s just kidding about it? Or is she saying that the birth certificate is legitimate? Eileen, what are you trying to tell us?

Fourth, can one “impeach” a document? Is Obama’s obviously-manufactured-by-Hitler birth certificate holding public office? I suppose so, because according to Eileen, 2010 is “GUARANTEED” to be the year this impeachment takes place. So really, there’s only one question left to ask:

Will the Senate convict Obama’s obviously-fabricated-by-Osama-bin-Laden-and-Skeletor-and-written-in-the-blood-of-aborted-Christian-babies birth certificate?

Only Eileen knows for sure.

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