Thus:
I am amazed at the hatred, filth, sacrilege, anger, condescension, ignorance, triviality, & flippancy heaped upon @pontifex on #askpontifex
— John Mercer (@jfmercer) December 4, 2012
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Yeah, you know, the Pope has enabled and covered up the rape and assault of countless children, but guys, let’s not be so mean to him on Twitter. That’s just a bridge too far. Have we, at long last, no decency?
Near-Earth Object 
Maybe if the Pope stopped supporting and protecting child rapists then people wouldn’t talk about his support and protection of child rapists.
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Your profile picture is very fitting for this
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It’s amazing how often it applies.
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The old man isn’t even scheduled to make his first tweet until after the Feast of Saint Whoseywhatsis! It’s a bit early for cries of “psersecution,” innit?
And this guy is bitching about “triviality, & flippancy?” It’s TWITTER, what the hell did he expect?
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C’mon ratzo, tweet me some papal bull.
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Yeah, child rape is pretty trivial. So is the preventable death of women in Catholic hospitals. And allowing AIDS to spread due to lack of education about/access to comdoms. And denying rights to LGBTs. We should focus on the important things, like vaguely face-shaped burn patterns on toast and “crying” statues.
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What about Indian Catholics attempting to arrest skeptics who debunk weeping statues? Can we tweet about that?
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I’m amazed that John Mercer is amazed. Seriously. Who didn’t see angry tweets coming?
We’ve come a long way since the USA had a collective freakout about a picture of the last pope being ripped in half on live television.
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I watched a good documentary on the subject, and one of the few catholics who opposed the church’s handling of the child rape cases spelled it out like this:
“you see, priests and bishops are closer to God than a mere child. so it makes sense that they would protect a pedo priest, and not a victim of sexual abuse, b/c that priest is one rung higher up the ladder than the child”
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Nice racket they have going there, eh?
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Waitaminute! We can be mean to the Nazi Pope on twitter? I’ll… be back in a few hours… 😉
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“the last pope being ripped in half on live television.”
Awesome. Where can I see that picture?
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Quote mining as a force for the good. Nice.
Sort of thing an Angel with worldly experience might think of.
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aziraphale Here ya go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin%C3%A9ad_O%27Connor#Saturday_Night_Live_performance
Btw, awesome name reference xP
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If he’s still breathing, it isn’t heaped high enough.
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