Oh Shit, Earth Actually is Flat

That is, if you’re a cosmic particle traveling at 99.9999999999991% the speed of light.

What a fascinating way to look at the basic shapes of All Things that we take for granted.

But no, there’s no need to join the Flat Earth Society, unless, of course, you’re talking about Thomas Dolby’s fan club. The man says:

Friends have often asked me why
I’m sensitive about my height