Near-Earth Object

a weblog by Paul Fidalgo

Words, Once Said, Can Never Be Unsaid

I can’t help but think that Justin Timberlake, perhaps many years from now, will find himself unable to sleep some nights, haunted by these words:

Bud Light Platinum brings a refined discerning aesthetic to beer that plays well with what I’m doing.

Does it, Justin? Does it really?

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  1. Rodney Nelson Avatar
    Rodney Nelson

    What is Timberlake doing which compares to a lousy beer?

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    1. miles Avatar
      miles

      Giving dubious gift tips for valentine’s day?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7H9xEesilU
      (probably nsfw due to subject matter)

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  2. Somite Avatar
    Somite

    The best arguments against celebrity endorsements are celebrity endorsements.

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  3. Aratina Cage Avatar
    Aratina Cage

    Bud Light Platinum seems to be the kids’ favorite bottle to break with its pretty blue glass, and that’s an improvement over drinking it!

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  4. curiousgeorge Avatar
    curiousgeorge

    As my kids would say – Fail

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  5. Anthony K Avatar
    Anthony K

    Does it, Justin? Does it really?

    That’s a favourite retort of mine. It pleases me immensely.

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  6. A Hermit Avatar
    A Hermit
  7. carpenterman Avatar
    carpenterman

    To paraphrase Dickens:The words should have choked themselves, rather than be party to a lie of such enormous magnitude.

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